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<P>最近。。无聊的，平静的,f乏味的确WOLLONGONG发生了一件说大不大。。说小不小的趣事。。一WOLLONGONG牛人在澳洲的EBAY网上拍卖自己，地价是￥1，现在有48人竞拍，据说已经拍到￥7500，哈哈，真牛。。。另外，此牛人也是大学的学生。。。看看照片。。如果我没记错的确话应该在学校CAFE SHOP打工。。。赶明开学了一定要去好好见识见识。特地翻了翻EBAY上他的贴子，转来给大家看看，如果有意思的话，也可以参加竞拍。。。。</P>
0 B0 R$ ?4 ?: ?<P> 链接地址，有牛人照片一张：<a href="http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-Life-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ110078904033QQihZ001QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting" target="_blank" >http://cgi.ebay.com.au/New-Life-for-Sale_W0QQitemZ110078904033QQihZ001QQcmdZViewItem#ebayphotohosting</A></P>
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<P><FONT color=#00429a size=6><B>NEW LIFE FOR SALE!!</B></FONT></P>
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<P><FONT color=#202020 size=4><B>This auction is for a New Life in the coastal town of Wollongong, Australia of a 24 year old male. </B></FONT></P>
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+ w; s) U: X) L$ Y( q3 u; S<P><FONT size=3> - All my possessions which includes the following
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<P><FONT size=3> - Surfboard
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<P><FONT size=3><FONT color=#2e6b31><B>- I have around 15 close friends and around 170 other friends6 x5 K b( p, p- T. ]" B
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<P><FONT size=3>- Will have access to a cruisy job in march delivering fruit.</FONT></P>
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<P><FONT size=3> - Many anecdotes and stories from a very interesting and intriguing past 24 years of my life ! o. K% `4 H* Q# T
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<P><FONT size=3> - Training in becoming me (fashion, food, lifestyle, style of seduction, interests) " e3 c! M4 i% i; O w
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<P><FONT size=3>- There is some tension with a former ex from a painful breakup which must be inherited.) ^1 Z/ |. U) }1 y
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